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  harrods

  by stan livedeath in

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  a lady walks into harrods.

  she looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

  as she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her good looking as well.cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like harrods.he politely greets the lady with, good day, madam.

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  And so the generations pass like rhinos that are passing gas

  the sheep believe their on the brink as prophecy begins to stink
  
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  "Previously Loved" (Used) Mop Bucket for Sale

  by compound complex in

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  dear fellow janitors/ex-janitors:.

  after some nearly 60 years scrubbing away (i started early), whistling a happy tune, i'm turning in my mop and mop bucket.

  my body has said, "no more!

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  nancy drew

  CoCo you must always write

  especially when the money's tight

  your the grammar man for sure

  and writing really is the cure

  
  

  Take Care
  
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  Is the WTS now a goat

  by coalize in

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  i was looking at the archive of the books of the wts, and when i fall on the cover of this book of 1933, i can't empeach me to think, when i saw the nman in black, to think at the today's wts!.

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  the goats are landing on the shore in fancy boats with drinks galore

  the sheep are standing on the beach their little voices start to screech

  look at the goats they laugh and dance and some are wearing real tight pants

  but we know they are going to die when vicious angels fill the sky

  this thought makes sheep feel really fine they want to watch as birdies dine

  and so the generations pass like rhinos that are passing gas

  the sheep believe their on the brink but prophecy just starts to stink
  
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  "You are still married, and still happy ?"

  by Phizzy in

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  2. experiences

  i met an aging, well, late sixties, pioneer sister a few days back, from a congregation four removes away, and a different circuit to my old congo.

  i have known her since i was a kid.. i wasn't quite sure at first if she knew our "status" as we exchanged pleasantries, but it soon became clear she knew exactly our situation, that we walked away a few years ago.. she asked me about my views on life now, and listened respectfully, and said she appreciated my view, but a couple of questions that she threw at me, as in the thread title, showed that she was surprised that mrs phizzy and i had not gone off the rails after we left.. the mind control goes so very deep does it not ?

  she was surprised that our marriage hadn't failed, and that we were now happy.. i wonder if she will ever make the connection that the jw org has lied to her about those of us who leave ?.

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  We left together and everything is pretty good. My husband had a conversation with someone who said we were the only ones he knew who left and their life improved. I think the people he knew that left were messed up while they were in the org and just remained in that condition when they left.
  
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  Surprise ! Surprise ! 2015 Arrives and NO Armageddon or World's " End " - Go Figure

  by flipper in

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  i guess 99.9 % of ex-jw's here could have predicted as much .

  armageddon didn't happen in 1914. it didn't happen in 1925. it didn't happen in 1975. and it did not happen in 2014. since the wt society first predicted a world's end when their organization started in 1879 - 126 years have passed which according to any dictionary in any human language 126 years comprises of 4 separate generations each totaling 30 years each.

  plus 6 years into a 5th generation.

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  nancy drew

  Where has all the great crowd gone long time passing

  where has all the great crowd gone long time ago

  where has all the great crowd gone

  gone to graveyards everyone

  when will they ever learn when will they ever learn
  
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  anyone seen outlaw ?

  by stan livedeath in

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  ive not seen him on this new site--or do i need new specs.?

  its usually hard to miss the old bugger

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  Outlaw

  Have you seen the mutant spider dog?
  
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  The Abandoned Husband

  by compound complex in

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  not of your own accord would you slip away and leave this fragile and wounded man unattended.

  i love you deeply, but, i admit, erratically.

  my flaws are manifold.

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  I often read many men lamenting the fact that their wives won't leave the org but sometimes it's the wife that's ready to push the eject button at whatever cost. i wonder what they would do if their wife said I'm finished with them and then still breathing fire insists that they move thousands of miles away from the offending thing. Then she finally settles down when they start a new life in a new city where they don't know anyone.
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  The Abandoned Husband

  by compound complex in

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  not of your own accord would you slip away and leave this fragile and wounded man unattended.

  i love you deeply, but, i admit, erratically.

  my flaws are manifold.

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  nancy drew

  They said she was a jezebel

  who led her husband off to hell

  but deep inside he knew the truth

  for years he tried to be aloof

  but she began to feel the pain

  and soon she thought she'd go insane

  and then one day they called them in

  a friend revealed her spoken sin

  he asked her please do not explode

  but she began to lock and load

  the elders ready for a fight

  he knew it wasn't really right

  and so their minds were now released

  they packed their bags and headed east

  (a true story)
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  your favourite Christmas music , and merry Christmas to you all

  by jhine in

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  i am perhaps a bit behind on this but i have just listened to " grandma got run over by a reindeer " sung by elmo and patsy .

  it got me to thinking about christmas songs in general ,so i thought a thread about people's favourite christmas songs would be good .

  please share your fave christmas music , a carol or something more modern .to start i will list my best carol as hark the herald and my best ever chart song as santa claus is coming to town by bruce springsteen .

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  nancy drew

  I like Feliz navidad because it's such a happy song and everyone can sing it
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  Without You

  by compound complex in

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  i dreamed, once again, you were at my side talking, laughing, loving.

  the sun warmed my face and you my heart as we lived a life forever.. i awoke with a start that left behind the land of our past, viewing my today for the misery and sadness that, truly, it is and ever shall be.. is it better to live in the land of dreams with the one i love or to exist alone and awake, recalling the dark intent that poisoned your heart?.

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  nancy drew

  I thought of a verse from the Judy collins song

  Tears and fears and feeling proud to say I love you right out loud

  dreams and schemes and circus crowds i've looked at life that way

  but now old friends are acting strange they shake their heads they say i've changed

  but somethings lost and somethings gained in living everyday

  I've looked at life from both sides now from win and lose and still somehow

  It's life's illusions I recall I really don't know life at all.